Someone Burn the Image From My Retina Please!

on October 21, 2008

This is my official cry for modesty!  Yes — we must have modesty!  Especially in the Golds Gym womens locker room!  I realize it’s a locker room — a place to change clothes.  So if you are just changing your shirt or putting on your workout shorts (but keeping your undies intact) go ahead and change.  But should you need to change into lets say A BATHING SUIT please use one of the 4 private dressing areas that have been so nicely provided by management for your privacy.

Today I went to workout and then to water aerobics.  Because I also believe in modesty in the workout room – I did not wear my bathing suit to workout on the elliptical machine.  But afterward I did go into the locker room to change into my bathing suit.  I put my gym bag on the bench and proceeded to take out my bathing suit and towel so I could go into one of the afore mentioned private dressing areas that have been provided by management for my privacy.  And then I turn around and what to do see??? No – not popcorn popping on the apricot tree.  I see a large 65ish woman who decided to change into her bathing suit right there in the open.  Now it would be one thing if I just got to see a glimpse of her saggy saddle bags — but no!  She was also bent over!  HELLO!! I have one question!  DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN’ GYNOCOLOGIST??


5 responses to “Someone Burn the Image From My Retina Please!

  1. Natalie says:

    I feel your pain. I avoid the gym locker room at 24 hour fitness now for that same reason.

  2. Heather says:

    Sheesh, some people don’t have any respect for themselves, let alone anyone else. Yeesh.

  3. Laurel says:

    shut up. shut up. shut up.
    too funny.
    so sorry.
    I’ll use the private dressing room next time (grin)

  4. Vanessa says:

    No, you look nothing like a gyno!

    I feel your pain on this issue. And it seems like this naked person always picks the locker that is directly next to yours in a completely EMPTY locker room. What is with that?! I have zero tolerance for such persons.

    I want you to know that I was eating a burger and some fries whilst reading of your double duty workout session. I don’t regret it though. I was kicked in the face during jujitsu practice tonight and felt as if I deserved a burger for that.

  5. Tasha says:

    can’t stop laughing!! sorry for the memory you will endure years to come.

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